Its Kevin

  • On Service

    Four guys in heaven were arguing one day, and St. Peter asked what they were arguing about.One responded, “We were arguing about what branch of the service was best.”St. Peter said he would pose the question to God, and God would publish a memo in about a week. A while later a memo arrived. The…

  • Marital Miranda Rights

    A husband and wife were having an argument in their kitchen. Voice were raised in shouts, plates were being thrown, and he had just accused her of being unfaithful claiming that rather than going to her Mother’s she was probably going to some club with her friend. The woman’s best friend arrived to pick her…

  • The Pink Dress

    There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park. People passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad. Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat And watched the people go by. She never tried to speak. She never said a word. Many…

  • The Mousetrap

    A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. “What food might this contain?” the mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.   After silently retreating to the barnyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: “There is a mousetrap in the house!…

  • Heidemarie Schwermer Has Been Moneyless For 16 Years

    Heidemarie Schwermer, a 69-year-old German woman, has been living without money for nearly 16 years and is reportedly much happier because of it, as is documented in the film “Living Without Money”. How does she do it? For food, Schwermer barters a few hours of hard labor cleaning and gardening in exchange for food. For…

  • The Hunger Games

    The Hunger Games takes place in a futuristic nation known as Panem, after the destruction of the North American continent by some unexplained apocalyptic event. Panem consists of a wealthy Capitol and twelve underprivileged districts under the Capitol’s control. District 12, where the book begins, is located in the coal-rich region that was formerly Appalachia.…

  • Barbie in the Window

    One day a father gets off from work, and suddenly remember’s its his daughter’s birthday. He pull’s in at a toy store, walk’s in and asks the sales lady, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?” The sales lady replies, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have Workout Barbie for…

  • An exam cram time storey.

    Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute knowledge. Most were quite sleepy,But none touched their beds,While visions of essaysDanced in their heads. Out in the sports field,There were some throwing,In hope that some exerciseWould get their brains going. In my own apartment,I had been pacing,Dreading all those examsI…

  • I Died Today

    You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you left. My collar was dirty & too small, but the lady took it off…