Four guys in heaven were arguing one day, and St. Peter asked what they were arguing about.
One responded, “We were arguing about what branch of the service was best.”St. Peter said he would pose the question to God, and God would publish a memo in about a week.

A while later a memo arrived. The text of the memo said that God had been asked what service branch was the best. God replied as follows:

“All branches of service served with dignity and honor. All members of all of the services served with dignity and honor. All branches of service are held in high esteem.”

Sincerely,

God
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