One day a father gets off from work, and suddenly remember’s its his daughter’s birthday. He pull’s in at a toy store, walk’s in and asks the sales lady, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”

The sales lady replies, “Which one do you mean, sir? We have Workout Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie… for $265.95.”

The amazed father replies, “IT’S WHAT?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and all the other Barbie’s $19.95?”

The annoyed sales lady roll’s her eye’s and replies, “Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture, one of Ken’s friend’s, and a keychain made with Ken’s private parts!