• How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    This question is one of the imponderables that will never die. The answers here represent almost any dog. Is your pet represented on the list? I know some of the dogs I’ve known in my life have attitudes that fit at least one or two of these. Thanks to Gina, @Nightdrake on Twitter, for this.…

  • I Died Today

    You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you left. My collar was dirty & too small, but the lady took it off…