Category: Rants

  • All my friends know that I love to cook. I see it as my therapy, and a tasty way to exercise my creativity. I will cook anything, but some days I just want comfort food. I just want some fried chicken, Macaroni and cheese, Greens, and some Hoe Cakes.

    Yes, you read that correctly, Hoe Cakes. They are deliciousness in your mouth. They are similar to pancakes, but can be eaten at any time of day and with any meal, or as a snack.

    A cornmeal hoe cake, or hoecake, also known as Jonnycakes, is a sort of fried cornmeal flatbread – kind of like if you took cornbread batter and skillet fried it like a pancake. The inside puffs up like cornbread, while the outside gets nice and crispy from frying it in the oil. It’s the perfect companion to a mess o’greens, or for breakfast or as a sweet treat when drizzled with a bit of syrupp.

    Personally, I prefer my Hoecakes to be sweet with a little bit of honey or molasses. Talking about them is just making me hungry. Here is a link for you, and join me with my favorite treat. Y’all ain’t tried nothing ’till you had these little darlin’s. And that’s real talk.


    Deep South Dish: Southern Cornmeal Hoe Cakes

    – Maverick

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  • If You Build It, They Will Learn.

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  • Josh lusted after Linda. When she finally agreed to go out with him, he took her out to dinner and then afterwards, drove her five miles out into the country, parked, and said passionately, “I want you right here, right now. Do it… or you can walk home!” Without saying a word, Linda got out of the car and walked home.

    A month later, after much apologizing, Linda agreed to go out with Josh again. This time he drove ten miles out in the country, parked, and begged, “Please. I must make love to you right now. Do it… or walk home!” Again, Linda walked home.

    Two months later, after even more apologizing and gifts of flowers and jeweler, she accepted another invitation. This time, just to make sure, Josh drove fifty miles out of town and gave her the same ultimatum. Without a word, Linda undressed and gave him the greatest sex of his young life.

    As they were driving home, Josh asked, “Why did you walk home the first two dates, when you so obviously enjoy sex?” Linda answered, “Well, it’s like this: I’ll walk five miles or even ten miles to save a friend from AIDS, but fifty…?”

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  • Every time I see someone who is shocked about how screwed up the world is, I feel a bit depressed.  Not for their lofty morals; not even for their facade of innocence; but for the knowledge that they think there is supposed to be a worldwide-accepted norm of conduct.  These people actually believe that all the humor in the world should be family friendly.  Let us just say that the rumble sound you just heard was all of the UK busting a gut laughing. I now respond to a … disgruntled blogger.

    This person wrote on their blog:

    “So tonight I saw a picture on Facebook which disturbed me. It was posted on a site which embraced all things distasteful in the name of humour by trolls who get their kicks doing this.  The picture showed a young woman, bound and gagged, looking frightened and underneath it said ‘It’s not rape. if she really didn’t want to she’d have said no.’  So the ‘gag’ was actually the fact she was wearing a gag. How clever.” Facebook Fail by J. Bolouri

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  • Schizophrenia and other serious psychological disorders typically manifest during young adulthood or late adolescence. For years researchers have tried to find out causal factors, their associated triggers and prevention strategies.

     

    A study performed by a team headed by Akira Sawa, director of the Johns Hopkins Schizophrenia Center, appeared in the journal Science on Jan. 18 indicates that chronic stress during adolescence influences the function of a gene known to place people at risk for developing several types of mental illness. The study’s findings also indicate the importance in mental illness of epigenetics, which is the study of how people’s experience and environment affect the function of their genes.

     

    In the paper, researchers describe a mechanism for why this happens, along with a possible drug that might help prevent the onset of the disease by targeting the stress system.

     

    The study can be found: At the Journal Science.
    Sawa A. Et al. (2013).  “Adolescent Stress–Induced Epigenetic Control of Dopaminergic Neurons via Glucocorticoids” Science, Vol. 339 no. 6117 pp. 335-339. DOI: 10.1126/science.1226931.

     

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  • As everybody knows, unless your just not payign attention, most parents tell lies to their children as a tactic to change their behaviour. Often in my case it did not work, but it was a popular practice in my childhood. A study of families in the United States and China indicates that this practice is an international constant and may have long-term effect on behavioral development. Oddly, the most frequent example related to parents threatening to leave children alone in public unless they behaved in socially acceptibole ways. “I’m goign to leave you little Jimmy!!!” (Oh the KMart memories!)

    Persuasion ranged from invoking the support of the tooth fairy to telling children they would go blind unless they ate particular vegetables.
    Another strategic example was: “That was beautiful piano playing.”

    Read more on the BBC’s website: Most Parent’s Lie to Their Children.

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  • This question is one of the imponderables that will never die. The answers here represent almost any dog. Is your pet represented on the list? I know some of the dogs I’ve known in my life have attitudes that fit at least one or two of these. Thanks to Gina, @Nightdrake on Twitter, for this. It was my laugh of the day.

    • Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
    • Border Collie: Just one. And I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
    • Dachshund: I can’t reach the stupid lamp!
    • Toy Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
    • Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!
    • Shih Tzu: Please, darling. Let the servants …
    • Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Please let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Can I?
    • Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
    • Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
    • Doberman Pinscher: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
    • Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
    • Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ­­­ZZZZZZZ …
    • Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
    • Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.
    • Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there…
    • Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
    • Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle …
    • Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?
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  • I read an article in the Wall Street Journal over the weekend reporting on a study finding “effective teachers can boost the test scores of students.”  Now I’m no student of pedagogy, but this tory just states the obvious.  My personal opinion is that if you don’t know the information, there is no way in the world that you will be able to teach it to someone else in an effective way.   

     

    The three-year study by the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, published Tuesday Jan 8, is the first large-scale research to show, using random student assignment, that some teachers can produce test-scoregains regardless of the past performance of their students, according to foundation officials.

     

    As a lifelong student of social sciences, I see this study as flawed as it assumes that test scores are a reasonable measurement of teacher effectiveness.  In my opinion, they are only a measure of academic knowledge retention and that only within one’s short-term memory.  The most ineffective teacher can look good if a student decides to place some effort into the process and study the material prior to the test. 

     

    Measuring a teacher’s effectiveness can be performed via test score examination, but only as an element of a full-scale analysis.  Such elements as voluntary class participation, and student engagement in class discussion is much more effective when attempting to see whether a teacher is effective, rather than the quantitative score from an exam. 

     

    Read more from the Wall Street Journal’s Blog: Good Teachers Linked to Test Success, and follow them on Twitter @WSJ

     

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  • As a student, I consider it important to know that my safety is important to my university.  With all of the tuition I pay, fees they force from me, and fines people pay for parking without proper passes, having a good sense of safety is a minimal return on my investment.  Enter the campus alert system. 

     

    After the craziness known as the Virginia tech Massacre in 2007, parents and students have been hyper sensitive towards their environment.  To aid the hysteria, many schools have adopted an alert system that notifies students and the general public about potential violence and emergency situations on campus.  Subscribers will receive emails or text alert messages giving detailed information and instructions on how to remain safe.  Good … right? 

     

    Well after this alert system went into effect at my own beloved VCU, I started receiving messages that range from weather closures, to random acts of violence.  I have seen traffic alerts, tornado warnings, and even school opening delay messages.  The most disturbing message came a few nights ago when I saw a message that warned me of a Mob assault and armed robbery (detailed at WTVR.com).  I knew then that the school I had been attending, had gone straight to hell in a pretty little hand basket. 

     

    Yes, my school has approximately 32,000 students.  I understand that with so many people in one place pandemonium can, and often does, take place.  I am just a bit scared though about my personal safety as the scene of the violent crimes is creeping closer and closer to my home.  Furthermore, I have night classes, and often do not get home until after 10 PM.  

     

    Am I wrong for considering the idea of going armed on campus as a good thing?  I mean the controversy over it is gaining national news coverage as I’m not the only student considering attending school while armed for bear.  I am a disabled person as well.  I need to know that my safety is being taken care of.  I sympathize with my nondisabled cohort.  Want to stop the madness?  Increase security and make it stick.  Otherwise, we’re calling campus police escorts, bringing our own night sticks, and generally preparing for war in time of peace.

  • This afternoon while leaving the grocery store, I came across an older lady waiting for her paratransit ride. Paratransit is a service that helps people with disabilities go shopping, visit friends and generally have equal access to public transportation. This lady was utilizing the service to take her groceries home.

    After a few minutes, the van drove up, and the driver started helping the lady place her groceries into the back. As soon as the driver started helping the lady, some guy started raising general hell. The gist of the bitch fest was that the driver should not have parked near the store, and the fact that the lady was crippled and can’t walk long distances didn’t matter.

    The driver was very professional, and said to the irate citizen in a calm voice, “Sir I’m just doing my job, and if you have a problem with it, you can call the number on the side of the van and report me.” The angry man still yelled, and the driver started explaining how the service worked, while continuing to load the lady’s groceries into the back of the van, totally ignoring all threats and remaining calm.

    When he was done, the driver put the basket away, and drove off. The man who was yelling, turned to me and complained that the driver was rude and ignorant. I calmly tapped my cane on the ground, and told him in my deepest voice, “God don’t’ like ugly.” He then asked me why I didn’t use the service, to which I replied “I do, I also am on the advisory board for the service, and that man is going to get a positive recommendation for dealing with your foolishness.”

    Sometimes, it’s best to keep your mouth shut. Otherwise, everyone knows how stupid you really are.

    An RVAMaverick creation.