Its Kevin

  • How I Got Into Cord Cutting

    When I was in my twenties, I was not a person who watched a lot of television. I occasionally turned the TV on for background noise, but I didn’t have much interest in actively watching. I had cable because I liked to watch the occasional crime drama or criminal procedural show, but I was never…

  • The Pastor and the Donkey

    The pastor of a small church entered his donkey in a race and it won.  The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another Race a few weeks later, and it won again.  The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.   The Bishop was so upset with this sort…

  • How Would Jesus Drive

    A stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard was tailgating a man. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.  He did the right thing by stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.    The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn,…

  • The Law of Amen

    “You were made in the likeness of a peace that nothing can disturb. Reclaim your peace that you may attain to your reason for coming into existence—the enjoyment of life.” (Ma’at – 0 law of Amen.)

  • A Blue Rose

    here’s a storey submitted by my mother. Not sure where she found it, but its awesome. She is truely an old dandelion. Having four visiting family members, my wife was very busy, so I offered to go to the store for her to get some needed items, which included light bulbs, paper towels, trash bags,…

  • I Died Today

    You got tired of me and took me to the shelter. They were overcrowded and I drew an unlucky number. I am in a black plastic bag in a landfill now. Some other puppy will get the barely used leash you left. My collar was dirty & too small, but the lady took it off…

  • Three Times Infidelity

    An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said, “Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” Martha replied, “Well Henry,…

  • Africa Or How the Plain Landed

    Africa by Toto: As if revised by Ernest Hemingway At the airport the young man heard far-off drums echoing in the night. He imagined the young woman in the plane sitting still, hearing whispers of a quiet conversation near the rear of the fuselage. He glanced down at his father’s wristwatch—12:30. The flight was on…

  • Three Bulls

    Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. The first bull says, “Boys, we all know I’ve been here 5 years. Once we settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine.…

  • The Orphanage

    It would be the concert of the decade. And for such a worthy cause. The orphanage where several of the greatest of the rock stars had been raised had deteriorated to such an extreme, that it was about to be condemned and the residents scattered to other institutions around the country. Elton John had decided…