For the record I was bored as hell when I wrote this. 14 days of self-isolation will do that. However, I felt that putting these words on the blog made sense as we’re all feeling a bit squirrely and being cooped up in doors could make you lose your sense of humor. The following was written to the music of Let it be by the Beatles. Enjoy!

When I catch myself going stir-crazy, I remember CDC says quarantine.
Hear these words of wisdom, keep it clean.
And when you know the person in the office has been to Tokyo, Hong Kong and Belize
heed these words of wisdom… Keep it clean.

Keep it clean … keep it clean.
Keep it clean … oh keep it clean.
Avoid Coronavirus and keep it clean.

The world is headed towards pandemic, and the orange mofo makes a scene.
Don’t’ believe his bullshit, keep it clean.
Our country has entered a lock down, all because of COVID-19.
Lysol is the answer, keep it clean.

Keep it clean … keep it clean.
Keep it clean … oh keep it clean.
Avoid Coronavirus and keep it clean.

The ideocracy will not last forever, although it feels like a nightmare dream,
Remember common safety, Keep it clean.
And when we’re back to normal, come together. Love will make the world feel free.
Keep Purell in your pocket, keep it clean.

Keep it clean … keep it clean.
Keep it clean … oh keep it clean.
Avoid Coronavirus and keep it clean.