I know I came up with some bullshit in my day, but this student takes the cake. Fuck taking the cake, he stole that bitch, and sold it on Ebay.

shitmystudentswrite:

Please excuse my absence today. My former roommate fell off a balcony and died. My current roommate’s mother died and one of my good buddies from home his brother killed himself. This all happened yesterday. Luckily I have my flashdrive with me.